Moetry Week 4 Fight cancer, get a free poem UPDATED: Check out the mo’ems in the mo’etry gallery! At the risk of sounding slightly self-important, you might know me as one or more of many things: loving husband and father; cranky commentator on all this communicatory; consumer of quality beers; perhaps even passionate sports fan. And, as this month’s experiment once again emphasizes, grower of sub-par moustaches. But did you know I’m also an award-winning poet? It’s true. And it’s in this vein that I”m making a special offer. Today, November 8, marks the one week ann’mo’versary of Movember 2011. And if you make a donation to my efforts to fight prostate cancer by growing pathetic facial hair, you win a free, custom poem (or mo’em) from yours truly. BOOM. Doing it again, final countdown style: Donate before 10 pm on November 29. How can you engage in this mo’etic offer? Simple: 1. Go to http://mobro.co/nonlinear and make a donation 2. Leave a comment here or send me a message on twitter (@joeboughner) identifying: What kind of poem you want (limerick, haiku or free verse) Any particular topic or keyword you’d like included 3. Wait in breathless anticipation for the delivery of your custom mo’em A minimum $10 donation gets you a text-only version of your mo’em A minimum $20 donation gets you a version of your mo’em typeset and illustrated by me using my graphic editor of choice – MS Paint A minimum $50 donation gets you a video of me reciting your mo’em including dramatic hand gestures and facial expressions What are you waiting for? Make a donation today! Offer ends at 10 pm EST on November 8 November 29.